THE MOMENT
Dear patient Patient,
I apologize. Sorry.
For an accident
Which will make it hard to pee.
My day was hectic.
Lunch was rushed. I ate quickly.
Food was delivered
While you were sleeping sweetly.
You may be injured.
I dropped a morsel in you.
A salted french fry,
it dropped inside your scrotum.
But no need to sigh
it'll be a cinch to pluck.
Between a fry and your scrote
There is a vas deferens.
Your bill is enclosed.
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